Scream Queens2015

Pete Diller:
Uh, welcome to the Grind. What can I get started for you?

Chanel Oberlin:
[to Ms. Bean] You don't want anything, do you? [to Pete] I'll have a Trenta, no foam, five-shot half-caf, no foam pumpkin spice latte with no foam at 210 degrees.

Pete Diller:
First of all, that's really hot. That's two degrees below boiling.

Chanel Oberlin:
I'm sorry, did I enter a wormhole to a universe where this coffeehouse does not possess the technology to heat my favorite autumnal tradition to 210 degrees? I like my pumpkin spice lattes extra hot, so please comply with my request.

Pete Diller:
But extra hot is 170 degrees.

Chanel Oberlin:
I'm sorry, does your job description entail arguing with your customers, thereby delaying the moment at which they receive the irresistible nutmeggy sweetness of the extra hot, no foam, pumpkin spice latte they've been thinking about all day? I mean, God!

Pete Diller:
[to Ms. Bean] Ma'am, what would you like?

Chanel Oberlin:
She doesn't want anything! She wants you to start making my extra hot, no foam, pumpkin spice latte!