Scream Queens2015

Chad Radwell:
Hello, I'm Chad Radwell. This year, I'm thankful for someone who's very special to me. Without this person, I wouldn't be the man I am right now. In fact, I wouldn't be here at all.

[Chanel assumes he's talking about her]

Chad Radwell:
I am, of course, referring to the serial killer who is stalking the campus of Wallace University. I am so thankful that he, for whatever reason, has not murdered me yet. I am so, so grateful.

Bunny Radwell:
I'm also thankful to that serial killer for not killing you, Chad. And that you will have a long, long, long life. You have such a vast future ahead of you.

[intentionally goading Chanel]

Bunny Radwell:
You'll meet so many new and different women! So many wonderful women to go out with, and break up with, and move on from!

Chanel Oberlin:
Well, you should be thankful that this table is too long for me to reach across and strangle you, b*tch!