Screen Two

     

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Screen Two was a British television anthology drama series, produced by the BBC and transmitted on BBC2 from 1985 to 1994. Following the demise of the BBC's Play for Today, which ran from 1970 to 1984, producer Kenith Trodd was asked to formulate a … more »


Dessie Curley:
What's hard and hairy on the outside? It's wet... And soft on the inside. [in between laughs] Jesus. It begins with a "C". It ends with a "T". And it has a "U" and an "N" in it. A co-co-co-nut. A coconut! [crowd laughs]

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