Simon & Simon1981

Bud Krelman:
[walks into Rick and A.J.'s office] Hiya boys!

Andrew Jackson 'A.J.' Simon:
Uncle Buddy! How nice to see you. What can we do for you?

Bud Krelman:
[shakes Rick's hand] Rick, nice to see ya boy. A.J., [proceeds to shake A.J.'s hand and notices a shiner and bandage over his eye] holy mackerel! [clears his throat] I want to hire you fellas. Edie's been cheatin' on me. She just ripped off our joint bank account for five grand and I need your help. I want a divorce.

Rick Simon:
[scene cuts to all three walking outside on a sidewalk and a small footbridge] Well, we'd love to help you out Bud but don't you think there's a little bit of conflict of interest here? I mean we are working for Edie.

Bud Krelman:
Well, you guys are the only d*cks I know. [short pause] I mean investigators. Anyway, we both got the same lawyer.