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[Burt, Danny, Jodie, Chuck and Bob are all drunk in a bar]

Jodie:
I'm not gonna throw up. I never throw up.

[Burt and Danny laugh]

Burt:
What do you mean "I never throw up"?

Jodie:
I *never* throw up!

Burt:
[laughs] Throwing up is not a choice. You don't say "I'm sorry, I don't play tennis and I don't throw up."

Danny:
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I bet I can make him throw up.

Jodie:
Oh, yeah?

Danny:
Yeah!

Jodie:
Okay. Take your best shot.

Danny:
Okay... picture this: a sack full of worms falls in your mouth...

Bob:
[revolted] Stop! Stop!

Danny:
I know I could make you throw up. All right, imagine this: a ton of raw liver...

Jodie:
Get me a spoon.

Danny:
And it's out in the hot sun...

Jodie:
Oh, I love it.

Danny:
And there's maggots in it and you've gotta eat it.

Bob:
[gagging] Oh, god! Stop!

Jodie:
See that? I told you, I never throw up. I don't even gag.

Danny:
I'll stick my fingers down your throat.