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[the doctor has come with Danny's test results]

Dr. Saxon:
The bullets passed through both kidneys.

Mary:
Oh my god.

Dr. Saxon:
We can't save either one. Now we'll put him on a life-support machine for now, but...

Mary:
He needs another kidney. Is that what you're trying to say?

Gwen:
Mine. Take mine. Take both of mine, I don't need 'em! He already has my heart, my soul; he can have my kidneys, my lungs, whatever you need, just take it!

Burt:
Doc, I've got great kidneys. I want Danny to have my kidney.

Dr. Saxon:
Burt, it can't be just anyone's kidney.

Burt:
It's not just *anyone's* kidney, it *my* kidney. And it's a great kidney, I take good care of it.

Chuck:
I'd give him a kidney, but I've only got one.

Bob:
[drunkenly] Okay, all right. I'll give him the kidney.

Burt:
Bob, will you please? You can't give anyone an organ. What are you talking about?

Chuck:
Especially a kidney.

Bob:
I know... All right, I admit it! I'm an alcoholic!