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[Chester is meeting Mary at a restaurant]
Chester:
I got here as quickly as I could. Is something wrong? How's Danny?
Mary:
He needs a kidney.
Chester:
Kidney? You're kidding.
Mary:
Chester, would I kid about a kidney? They won't take one of mine.
Chester:
Why?
Mary:
They're not good enough.
Chester:
Ohh... how about Jodie?
Mary:
No.
Chester:
You could run an ad.
Mary:
He needs the kidney of a blood relative.
Chester:
Well, if you're out and Jodie's out, what are you going to do?
Mary:
He needs your kidney, Chester.
Chester:
[chuckles] Well, Mary, I'd be delighted to. I'd give him one is a shot, but I'm hardly a blood relative.
Mary:
Yes, you are.
Chester:
No, Mary. I'm his uncle.
Mary:
No, you're not. You're his father. [Chester is shocked] Yeah, Chester. Before you married Jessica, remember?
Chester:
Are you kidding?
Mary:
No.
Chester:
Mary... that was one time.
Mary:
No, Chester, it was two weeks. Every night.
Chester:
Two weeks, every night? [smiles] Boy, those were the days. I wish I could do half that now, even a quarter.
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