Space Dandy2014

Dandy:
Boobies, boobies, boobies... that's all guys think about these days. Well, they're idiots. Show me a boob man and I'll show you a no-brain, no-class knuckle-dragger who knows nothing of the fairer sex. I don't get it; you can't take the measure of a good woman just by ogling her chest. There are far more important things to consider, such as - aw, c'mon, are you even listening? I'm trying to drop some knowledge here, QT!

QT:
Hmmm, is it a beautiful heart?

Dandy:
Ugh, exactly the sort of canned answer I'd expect from a bucket of bolts. Have you still learned nothing after all this time?

QT:
I give! I give! Just tell me already!

Dandy:
See, if you're enlightened like I am, then you know the real show is down below: the booty, baby! That's where it's at! Nothing trumps the rump, my friend. Anyone who can't see that is either blind or a fool. That's why I say enough with this mass boob hysteria. It's time to set things right. It's time to give the ass the respect it deserves!

QT:
Um...

Dandy:
Too many women have been wronged for too long! Like poor Agnes Lum, objectified only for her b*obs! It's a crime, I tell ya!

QT:
I don't know who that is! Why are we even talking about this? Can't we let the narrator do the prologue first?