Spaced1999

[Brian has received a letter that simply says "Come"]

Brian:
It's from Vulva.

Tim:
Who's Vulva?

Brian:
An old friend of mine.

Tim:
You've got a friend called Vulva? Who's called Vulva?

Brian:
Her real name's Ian.

Tim:
What do you mean, her real name's Ian?

Brian:
She's non-gender-specific.

Tim:
Oh what, you mean like a tranny?

Brian:
[smiles] More than that.

Tim:
[scoffs] What, a big fat tranny?