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Bilbo Bagshot:
Will you come back?

Tim Bisley:
Well, I like it here, Bilbo. What makes you think I want to come back?

Bilbo Bagshot:
This.

[Bilbo gets out an answering machine and presses play]

Tim Bisley:
[on machine; sobbing] Bilbo, this is Tim. Please can I come back? I don't like it here! [Bilbo switches it off]

Tim Bisley:
You got that, did you?

Bilbo Bagshot:
Tim, I would have come in anyway. The place is just not the same without you there.

Tim Bisley:
[smiles] I'm already there.

Bilbo Bagshot:
[suddenly worried] What?

Tim Bisley:
I mean I'll come back.

[pause]

Bilbo Bagshot:
Oh! Yeah, you frightened me for a bit there.

Tim Bisley:
I'll have to give my notice here, though.

Bilbo Bagshot:
Can't you just get fired? [Tim thinks for a second then nods, gives Bilbo the "hang on a second" gesture with his fingers and turns to Derek who is coming back in with two mugs of tea]

Tim Bisley:
Derek... Babylon 5's a big pile of sh*t!

Derek:
[annoyed] Get out!

Tim Bisley, Bilbo Bagshot:
[throwing their hands in the air] Yaaaaay!