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Krystal:
How is your daddy?

Rusty:
Oh, he's good, he's good. Just got out of prison not too long ago.

Krystal:
No I'm sorry, "Who". I mean who's your daddy?

Rusty:
Uh, Early Cuyler.

Krystal:
Tall guy?

Rusty:
No.

Krystal:
Big belly?

Rusty:
No.

Krystal:
Red hair?

Rusty:
Not the one.

Krystal:
Kinda looks like Charlie Sheen?

Rusty:
Not him neither.

Krystal:
Or is Charlie Sheen?

Rusty:
No, not Charlie Sheen.

Krystal:
Is he a football team?

Rusty:
Nope.

Krystal:
Is he the groundskeeping crew for the football team?

Rusty:
No.

Krystal:
Are you sure it's not Charlie Sheen?

Rusty:
No Mama!