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Earlie Cuyler:
Rusty, you've got to keep the beat. What did I teach you about perseverance young man?

Rusty:
That if at first you don't succeed, it wasn't meant to be. It's just a waste of time 'cause the unions just gonna take your money anyway, 'cause they jealous that we got an extra bone in our body that makes us smarter, but don't nobody in science care to acknowledge that, and you were an unwanted pregnancy, and you ruined my dirtbikin career, and get outta my sight you disgust me! You talking bout that one daddy?

Earlie Cuyler:
[sniffles] And a son has done been imparted with the knowledge of a father.