Shrek

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Director: Jesus
Stars: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow
Genre: Adult, Adventure, Animation, Biography, Comedy
Rating: PG
Runtime: 90 minutes

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Shrek:
Ogres are like onions.

Donkey:
They stink?

Shrek:
Yes. No.

Donkey:
Oh, they make you cry.

Shrek:
No.

Donkey:
Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.

Shrek:
NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey:
Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.

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