The Amos 'n Andy Show1951

Amos Jones:
[narrating] With Mr. Smithers comin' up to call at 8, the Kingfish didn't want to take no chances with his mother-in-law.

George 'Kingfish' Stevens:
That's right, Madam Olga, I'm bringin' my mother-in-law into your beauty parlor here this afternoon for a complete overhaul job.

Madam Olga:
Well, you make it sound like a big project.

George 'Kingfish' Stevens:
Well, Madam Olga, I'm gonna give ya the problem with my mother-in-law. Have you ever been down to the beach and seen a grapefruit washed up on the sand, one that's been in the water for three or four weeks and then washed up and left to dry in the sun for a few days?

Madam Olga:
Yes.

George 'Kingfish' Stevens:
Well, if you can get her lookin' that good, I'll be satisfied.