The Angry Joe Show2009

Angry Joe:
Apparently, a marine from the original Aliens movie has survived. Ohooooo!

The Spoony One:
What? You can't be serious!

Angry Joe:
Oh, I'm serious, and when he's revealed it causes more "Wait, what?" questions than it's good for.

The Spoony One:
Well, who is it? Hudson? I dunno, I'm trying to think of characters that we definitely didn't see die. Umm, Apone?

Angry Joe:
No. And we are given a single sentence, a handwave explanation. Hey, I'm here! Why? That's why!

The Spoony One:
Okay, I've gotta know! Just tell me.

Angry Joe:
Okay.

[whispers]

Angry Joe:
It's actually Corporal Hicks.

The Spoony One:
What the...? No! No, bullshit!

Angry Joe:
Yeah.

The Spoony One:
Bullshit! No, come on, bullshit!