The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Geez, wouldn't this be a good reason to call off the wedding? I mean, he has had quite a day. Wonder how the bride's been doing? She's probably worried about, I dunno, her dress or the color of the f***ing flowers or some sh*t. Next thing, the groom shows up covered in bomb ashes and bird sh*t. "Sorry, honey, I'm late! I had quite a day. The whole, all living creatures in the whole f***ing town tried to kill me, that's all!" What makes him think the church is going to be any better? Is the priest gonna throw candles at him? Is Jesus going to climb off the cross and start hitting him with it?