The Black Adder1982

Prince Edmund:
Percy, you are dismissed from my services.

Percy:
Me? why?

Prince Edmund:
Because Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of the realm, you would bore the leggings off a village idiot. You ride a horse rather less well than another horse would. Your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly. And the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the court, wouldn't be worth mentioning even if it could be. If you put on a floppy hat and a furry cod-piece, you might just get by as a fool, but since you wouldn't know a joke if it got up and gave you a haircut, I doubt it. THAT is why you are dismissed.

Percy:
Oh, I see.

Prince Edmund:
And as for you, Baldrick...

Baldrick:
My Lord?

Prince Edmund:
You're out too.