The Boondocks2005

Tom Dubois:
[about the R. Kelly sex tape] Riley, she was a little girl.

Riley:
Oh, I saw that girl. She wasn't little. I'm little. Gary Coleman's little. Mini-Me is little. And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin' peed on so far!

Tom Dubois:
But what about the victim!

Riley:
Oh yes! The victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin' I run. She saw piss comin' she stayed. And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album *just* fo' that?

[walks away]

Huey:
Man, you just beat by an eight-year old.

Riley:
[from afar] And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I'ma piss on yo' cat!