The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Dick Van Dyke Show1961

The Dick Van Dyke Show is an American television sitcom that initially aired on CBS from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966, with a total of 158 half-hour episodes spanning five seasons. The show was created by Carl Reiner and starred Dick Van Dyke, Ro… more »



Laura Petrie:
Rob, if I thought that you sent this boat here to trap me...

Rob Petrie:
Oh, honey, I ordered this long before we did the sketch. This is what gave me the idea. Honest.

Laura Petrie:
Rob, I tried not to open it, I really did, but I - I guess I'm just a pathological snoopy-nose!

Rob Petrie:
Oh, honey, everybody's a snoopy-nose. We all like to know what's inside things.

Laura Petrie:
I guess so.

Rob Petrie:
Why, I know so. You know something? I'm very, very curious about something right now.

Laura Petrie:
What?

Rob Petrie:
Well, I'm wondering how long we're going to keep on with this polite talking before we get down to serious kissing!

Laura Petrie:
[smiles] About three seconds.

Rob Petrie:
Three?

[looks at his watch]

Rob Petrie:
One, two...

Laura Petrie:
I forgive you!

[they kiss deeply]

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