The Edwin J. Hill Social Club2005

George:
How do I defeat them?

Drew:
With water. Didn't you see that movie, "Signs"?

George:
Yeah, I always thought that was kinda bull, that, you know, that the aliens are weak by something so essential for life. I mean what about all that water in our atmosphere? And they're landing on a planet that's 75 percent water. I mean with all that water in our atmosphere how are they gonna land their spaceship?

Drew:
George, there's no time. You have to fight the aliens but the water's been turned off.

George:
Well where am I going to find something so close to water? [stares at light beer in his hand - eureka]