The Honeymooners1955

Alice:
What am I supposed to tell my mother when you're not here?

Ralph:
I don't care. Tell her I ran off and joined the circus.

Alice:
What as, an elephant?

Ralph:
Oh, you're a riot, Alice. You are a regular riot. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I'll bet you got the whole building laughing. Ha, ha, ho, ho! You certainly are funny, Alice. You know, you're the one who oughta join a circus. You oughta be in the circus. You'd be funnier than that guy they got there now, Emmett Kelly, the clown. Much funnier. In fact, you look a little bit like him. All except for one thing: the big red nose.

[He raises his fist at Alice]

Ralph:
And you might get that before this is over!