The Jeff Dunham Show

     

The Jeff Dunham Show2009

The Jeff Dunham Show is a sketch comedy television series starring comedian Jeff Dunham, that aired on the American cable television network Comedy Central. It premiered on October 22, 2009, and featured Dunham interacting with the characters that h… more »


Jeff Dunham:
So Achmed, how are you liking Los Angeles?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, I do not like living in the city.

Jeff Dunham:
Why?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
There are no morals in this city!

Jeff Dunham:
Really?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
The only virgins left here are the Jonas Brothers.

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