The L Word2004

[Bette, Tina, Shane, and Alice have just visited Dana's country club to see if they can figure out if Lara is gay]

Alice:
All right. So far, it's neck-and-neck.

Bette:
Well, she's got some good lezzie points for her walk, and the way she moves that chopping knife.

Shane:
Yeah, but she's way femmy on the coiffure tip.

Alice:
[to Bette and Tina] Yeah, and her reaction to the two of you kissing was split because she didn't freak out which was a good sign, but she hardly paid any attention.

Tina:
Yeah, but you guys, she's got nine points in the lez column and she only has seven in the straight.

Alice:
Yeah, but the margin of error is plus or minus five percentage points.

Bette:
You know what we have to do.

[They all look at Shane who looks back warily]