The L Word2004

Alice Pieszecki:
What do you teach?

Uta Refson:
I'm a vamperologist. I teach a course on the queer vampire in literature and film. And a seminar called demon desire, about the vampire as a lesbian predator.

Alice Pieszecki:
Okay, I'm a total vampire lesbian freak!

Uta Refson:
What attracts you to the lesbian vampire, Alice?

Alice Pieszecki:
I don't know, Uta. Maybe it's just... I like the dark side.

Uta Refson:
What about tomorrow?

Alice Pieszecki:
What? Lunch?

Uta Refson:
For dinner. I'm not much of a daytime person.

Alice Pieszecki:
What? Because vampires don't go out during the day?

Uta Refson:
No. We lay in bed... with the curtains drawn.

[creepy musical fanfare]

Alice Pieszecki:
[slightly afraid] Okay... uh... tomorrow night.