The Middle2009

Mike Heck:
Aw, I bet they thought you looked cute.

Sue Heck:
They used me as a table, Dad. I just felt like, I don't know, everyone got some memo or something that I didn't get. I mean, since when do you have to wear a teeny Catholic schoolgirl outfit with fishnets to have a conversation?

Mike Heck:
You know, your Mom really likes to chat at night.

Sue Heck:
Is that all boys like? Is that all you liked?

Mike Heck:
She's not a deep sleeper. You could just poke her. She'll wake right up.