The Monkees1966

Peter:
Oh no, no, that's not it at all. You've - First of all, you've got my name wrong.

DJ-69:
Correction: Name misspelled. Please give correct letter.

Peter:
Well, I...

DJ-69:
[interrupting] Correct letter is 'I'. Name is not Notwhat, but Nitwit.

Peter:
Oh, brother...

DJ-69:
Brother is also a Nitwit.

Peter:
Now, just a minute!

DJ-69:
That will do, Nitwit. Test complete. Interview ended. Application rejected. [a dismissive bell sounds]

Peter:
Give me a chance.

Secretary:
[door to interview chamber opens] I'm sorry, you're rejected.

Peter:
Why do I have to talk to a machine? Why couldn't I talk to a human being?

DJ-69:
Because, Nitwit, a machine avoids the human error, the human error, the human errroorrrrr...

[machine runs down]