The Monkees1966

Mike:
Urgent answering service.

Ellen Farnsby:
I had to speak to someone. I just can't go on. I'm so alone, so terribly alone.

Mike:
Alone? [Another phone rings] Uh, hold on a second. Hello? Um, no here's not here right now, can I take a message? [the person hangs up] Well, what do you mean it's none of my business? [He goes back to the woman on the phone] Hello? Now, honey what were you saying?

Ellen Farnsby:
I just can't go on. I had to speak to someone. I feel so alone, so completely alone.

Mike:
Wait, hold on who's these message for?

Ellen Farnsby:
Who's it for? It's for the whole rotten world.

Mike:
The whole rotten world? [a different phone rings] Hold on a second. Hello? No, I'm sorry we don't have a telephone. [He hangs up] Hello?

Ellen Farnsby:
Where'd you go? Hello?

Mike:
Now, what were you saying?

Ellen Farnsby:
I just can't go on! I'm going to end it all and don't try to stop me!

Mike:
[Other phones are ringing and Mike doesn't know where to talk now] Well, wait! Don't do it, don't do it!

Ellen Farnsby:
[Mike gets tangled up with the phone wires] Hello. Hello? Are you there? [She hangs up]