The Muppet Show

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The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



Fozzie:
Goodbye, Mr. Frog.

Kermit the Frog:
Hey Fozzie, where are you going?

Fozzie:
Oh, I been hearing what they've been saying about the old bear. I'm going home. I'm leaving the show business.

The Great Gonzo:
[talking about his Teddy Bear] Kermit, if the bear goes. I go.

Fozzie:
[thinking Gonzo is talking about him] Gonzo, I never realized. What loyalty? OK, the ball is in your court, frog!

Kermit the Frog:
a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute! Hold it! Hold it! Listen Fozzie. When you heard people say they didn't want the bear around here, they were referring to Gonzo's teddy bear. Not to you.

Fozzie:
Teddy bear? Then you mean you really want me to stay?

Kermit the Frog:
Of course I want you to stay on the show. You're a star. You're a legend in your own time.

[aside to camera]

Kermit the Frog:
Am I laying it on a little too sick?

Fozzie:
I don't know what to say except that if you the frog want me the bear to stay, then I'll just have to have a raise.

Kermit the Frog:
What?

Fozzie:
And I'll need a bigger dressing room, and a limousine...

Kermit the Frog:
Will you get out of here, Fozzie!

Fozzie:
Thank you, Sir. Thank you, thank you.

The Great Gonzo:
Well like I was saying Kermit, if the bear goes, the Gonzo goes.

Kermit the Frog:
OK, you can stay, the teddy bear can stay, both bears can stay, the Gonzo can stay. Sometimes the crown weighs rather heavy on this little froggy head.

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