The Muppet Show1976

Kermit the Frog:
Fozzie, what are you doing with this typewriter on my table?

Fozzie Bear:
Kermit, I am writing the script for this week's show!

Kermit the Frog:
What makes you think the show needs a script?

Fozzie Bear:
Oh, come on Kermit! Every show has a script! Yeah, that way you leave nothing to chance!

[Rowlf and Lew Zealand enter, about to go on stage for the Musical Moment]

Fozzie Bear:
Hey guys! Guys! This is the Musical Moment for this week.

Rowlf the Dog:
[reading] Uh, "Curtains open. Lew Zealand and Rowlf do something funny..."

Fozzie Bear, Rowlf the Dog:
[Fozzie reads with him] "... Curtains close."

Fozzie Bear:
[Rowlf and Lew Zealand exit for the stage] Go get 'em!

Kermit the Frog:
You leave nothing to chance, huh?

Fozzie Bear:
Trust me.