The Muppet Show1976

Link Hogthrob:
First Mate Piggy, I need your help.

Miss Piggy:
Yes! A real assignment, yes, yes!

Link Hogthrob:
We are losing altitude... [Miss Piggy gasps]... and we must lighten the weight of the rocket by throwing something overboard.

Miss Piggy:
Oh, and you want me to help you decide what.

Link Hogthrob:
No.

Miss Piggy:
Huh?

Link Hogthrob:
We've already decided what.

Miss Piggy:
What? [Link suddenly becomes nervous, unable to speak; Piggy looks at him closely and suddenly becomes enraged] ARE YOU *OUT OF YOUR MIND*? [quivers with rage]

Link Hogthrob:
No hard feelings, I hope, Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy:
[yelling] NO HARD FEELINGS? WHY YOU... [Link suddenly opens a trap door under Piggy, who falls through; he then looks down at it as Piggy suddenly pops up behind him through another trap door]

Link Hogthrob:
Au revoir, fatso!

Miss Piggy:
[taps Link on the shoulder to get his attention] Fatso this! HI-YA! [karate chops him, knocks him down and then stomps on him]