The Muppet Show1976

Miss Piggy:
Holy maracas!

Big Bird:
Oh, hi. I'm Big Bird.

Miss Piggy:
Huh. No kidding.

Big Bird:
I'm a friend of Kermit's.

Miss Piggy:
Oh.

Big Bird:
Yeah, we both come from the same neighborhood. Sesame Street.

Miss Piggy:
Oh. Isn't that that cute little children's show with puppets?

Big Bird:
Uh-huh. And who are you?

Miss Piggy:
Who am I? I am Miss Piggy.

Big Bird:
Oh. Well, do you work around here?

Miss Piggy:
Uh, listen, yellow thing. Do you see that star here?

Big Bird:
Oh, yes. It's very pretty.

Miss Piggy:
And, uh, do you know why it is there?

Big Bird:
Well, uh... Perfect attendance?

Miss Piggy:
I am the singing star of this show.

Big Bird:
A singing pig? That's very funny! [Laughs]

Miss Piggy:
Kiss your feathers goodbye, bird! Hai-ya! [swings at Big Bird, but he doubles over and she misses and falls]

Big Bird:
Oh, you do acrobatics, too. She's very versatile.