The Muppet Show

The Muppet Show1976

The Muppet Show is a comedy television series created by Jim Henson and featuring the Muppets. After two pilot episodes produced in 1974 and 1975 failed to get the attention of network executives in the United States, Lew Grade approached Henson to … more »



[Gonzo has gotten over his crush on Miss Piggy]

Gonzo:
I found somebody else.

Miss Piggy:
Oh, well, uh, yeah, what, uh...

[clears throat]

Miss Piggy:
What's she like?

Gonzo:
Well, she's nothing like you at all.

Miss Piggy:
Mm-hmm.

Gonzo:
She's BEAUTIFUL!

[Piggy looks stunned and slowly looks toward Gonzo]

Gonzo:
And she's got this cute little nose. And she's intelligent and talented, and I'm very happy.

[Gonzo looks toward Piggy, who quivers in anger and holds up her fist]

Gonzo:
So you see, breaking up with you isn't painful at all.

Miss Piggy:
Not until now! Hiiii-ya!

[karate-chops Gonzo on the nose, twisting it into his mouth]

Gonzo:
[muffled] I see what you mean.

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