The Partridge Family1970

Keith:
...Now that you've got a million dollars, what's the first thing you're going to do?

Danny:
Gloat.

Keith:
Besides that.

Danny:
Invest it.

Keith:
I think the first thing I'm going to do is charter a boat and sail to the Caribbean.

Danny:
Great. I'll rent it to you.

Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2:
Why don't you buy a boat, Keith?

Danny:
Because I bought it first.

Keith:
What are you going to do, Chris?

Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2:
Buy a catcher's mitt...

Keith:
No wonder you're so short. You think small.

Christopher "Chris" Partridge #2:
...But then I'm going to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Danny:
I'm not selling.