The Shari Show1975

Honeychild:
Hi, y'all. Today, we're going to make zebra sandwiches.

Shari:
Zebra?

Honeychild:
Now as you all know, a zebra is a horse that gets up in the morning and just won't take off his pajamas.

Shari:
Zebra!

Honeychild:
I'll tell you a secret. We're not using real zebra.

Shari:
Thank goodness!

Honeychild:
No, silly. No, these are made from cream cheese and pumpernickle bread. I adore pumpernickle because it's tasty, nutrious and it doesn't show the dirt.