The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour

     

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The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour was an American comedy and variety show television series hosted by the Smothers Brothers and initially airing on CBS from 1967 to 1969. The series was a major success, especially considering it was scheduled agains… more »


[while singing 'My Old Man']

Tom:
My old man's a negro...

Dick:
[interrupting] He is NOT a negro.

Tom:
You are a fascist.

Dick:
I'm not a fascist.

Tom:
Then you know some people who are.

Dick:
I know you, and I know me, and I know you're my brother, so that makes it impossible - absolutely, genetically impossible - for your old man to be a negro. You know why? Because my old man is not a negro.

[long pause]

Tom:
No wonder Mom always liked you best!

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