The Thick of It2005

Nicola Murray:
I don't use lifts, I'm claustrophobic.

Malcolm Tucker:
You're what?

Nicola Murray:
Not hugely - I can be in rooms, you've seen that. I just don't do lifts, that's all.

Malcolm Tucker:
This lift is... I mean, it's f***ing huge! This is bigger than some rooms! This is bigger than some people's flats!

Nicola Murray:
It's about not being able to get out.

Malcolm Tucker:
Oh, well that's great. That's f***ing great. That's another f***ing thing, right there. Not only you've got a f***ing bent husband and a f***ing daughter that gets taken to school on a f***ing sedan chair, you're also f***ing mental! Jesus Christ, see you, you are a f***ing omni-shambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know, "From bean to cup, you f*** up."