The Two Ronnies1971

Ronnie Corbett:
L.O.

Ronnie Barker:
L.O.

Ronnie Corbett:
R.U.B.C?

Ronnie Barker:
S.V.R.B.C.

Various Characters:
[enter waitress carrying a large ham on a silver salver] L.O.

Ronnie Barker:
L.O.

Ronnie Corbett:
L.O. [exit waitress into kitchen]

Ronnie Corbett:
F.U.N.E.X?

Ronnie Barker:
S.V.F.X.

Ronnie Corbett:
F.U.N.E.M?

Ronnie Barker:
9.

Ronnie Corbett:
I.F.C.D.M.

Ronnie Barker:
[insistently] V.F.N.10.E.M.

Various Characters:
[enter waitress from kitchen still carrying the ham] A. V.F.M.

Ronnie Corbett:
R.

Ronnie Corbett:
O.

Various Characters:
C. D.M. [exit waitress into kitchen]

Ronnie Barker:
O.S. V.F.M.

Ronnie Corbett:
O.K. M.N.X.

Ronnie Barker:
M.N.X.

Ronnie Corbett:
F.U.N.E.T?

Ronnie Barker:
1 T.

Ronnie Corbett:
1 T.

Ronnie Barker:
O.K. M.X.N.T. [he finishes writing it on his pad with a flourish and calls at the kitchen door] M.X.N.T.4.1.