True Blood2008

Bill Compton:
We established there was to be no hunting in this house.

Jessica Hamby:
I know you feel like sh*t because you had to make me and you should feel like sh*t! But guess what? I'd never kissed a boy before that. Meetin' Hoyt is the only good thing that's happened to me since... my whole new life started. No, I'm not ready for any thing to happen to fast. I-I'd been happy just to go on kissin' him all night long... Is it my fault my fangs come out when I get turned on? [realizes what that means and runs up stairs]

Sookie Stackhouse:
I think I'm gonna like her.

Bill Compton:
Sookie, do not make the mistake of thinkin' you two can be girlfriends. She is...

Sookie Stackhouse:
Yeah, I get it. She's a vampire. Believe me, I learned my lesson about that.