Two and a Half Men2003

Charlie Harper:
Hey, Berta, how have you been washing my underwear?

Berta:
Like I do everything else around here: with a song on my lips, and love in my heart.

Charlie Harper:
I'm serious. I got a rash in my, you know, private area.

Berta:
Private? You get any more traffic down there, you're gonna have to open a Starbucks.

Charlie Harper:
Yeah, well, I thought maybe you'd changed laundry soap, 'cause it's all red and itchy, especially right around...

Alan Harper:
Excuse me! I'm sitting here eating a breakfast sausage.

Charlie Harper:
It's not a sausage problem. It's more in the meatball area. Kinda meatball-adjacent.