Undateable2014

[east coast live]

Brett:
OK, don't be pissed at me, OK? As soon as I realized it was the groom, I had a shower, and then I just got out of there.

Shelly:
Be real with us, Brett: were you in that shower alone?

Brett:
Was I in the shower alone. Nope, there were two penises, so no.

Charlotte:
Sounds like some of my showers.

[dump to black]

Charlotte:
-marrying a gay guy?

Justin:
Just casually bring it up at work. You know, in the- in the- in the breakroom. You get a yogurt, you walk up there, you'll say, "You know what I love about this yogurt? The fruit at the bottom. And you know who else loves the bottom?"