Very Important Pennis

Very Important Pennis1995



Dennis Pennis:
How come you've persevered for so many years with that moustache?

Tom Selleck:
Without?

Dennis Pennis:
With.

Tom Selleck:
I don't persevere one way or the other, I'm up for hire, if you want to put me in a movie tomorrow, I'll shave it off for you.

Dennis Pennis:
I might well do that. I was gonna say, when you're kissing somebody, not only do you kiss them but you brush their teeth at the same time.

Tom Selleck:
Oh my God. I don't know, I've ever tried.

Dennis Pennis:
And also in the advent of having oral sex, do you sort of...

Tom Selleck:
In the...?

Dennis Pennis:
Well, when you're participating in oral sex, do you suffer from the velcro effect?

Tom Selleck:
I don't know, that's private. [he smiles]

Dennis Pennis:
Yeah, that's a good answer.

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