Waiting for God1990

Diana:
Marriage, what a weird concept. Two people meet, spark off an emotional explosion which is probably the most intense feeling they will ever have in their entire lives; they rush off to a church, swear they will keep it up forever; then, when the steam of lust has cleared and they see each other's blackheads and nasal hair with pustular clarity... they realize they are joined at the legal hip and are condemned to years of sullen compromise, bitterness, despair, depression, futility, and... only if they're lucky, the release of an early death.

Tom:
I never realized it was such fun.

Diana:
[laughing] Well, I speak, of course, from the lofty point of total ignorance of the state.