Wonderfalls2004

Katrina:
You're horrible. You make up this story about demons talking to you through plastic animals when nothing talks to you just like nothing talks to me.

Jaye:
I didn't make anything up.

Wax Lion:
Break the tail light.

Jaye:
Ha! See? It just talked to me.

[Jaye holds up the wax lion]

Katrina:
Oh for God's sake.

Jaye:
Maybe! Maybe it is for God's sake!

Wax Lion:
Break the tail light.

Jaye:
Except it's telling me to break a tail light. Which is vandalism. Which is the Devil's work. Which is why one little exorcism is not too much to ask.

Katrina:
Is this fun for you? Torturing a wayward nun?

Jaye:
Oh, yeah, this is a laugh-riot. This is where I would most like to be - standing in the freezing cold being called a liar by a nun and coerced by a Wax Lion to commit crime. It's so much fun!

[Car rolls up and break the tail light of the car in front of it]

Jaye:
Great.

Katrina:
What just happened?

Jaye:
[to wax lion] You little bastard! I can't afford my insurance premiums as it is!

Katrina:
[stunned] Your car. It broke the tail light!

Jaye:
I know. But I don't think anyone else saw. So, since you and the Priest aren't gonna help me, the least you can do is not tell anyone.

[Jaye gets into the car, slams into one more car and gets out of the parking lot]