Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Barcode Man:
[shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God?

Sheep:
Yes.

[gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]

Barcode Man:
Do you believe in God?

Hummingbird:
Yes.

[gets shot; sheep jump out of his head]

Barcode Man:
[points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God?

Xavier:
That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by "God". You see, I...

Barcode Man:
Yes or no?

Xavier:
It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...

Barcode Man:
*Yes* or *no*?

Xavier:
[smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning.

[attempts to hand the man a pamphlet]

Xavier:
I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature?

Barcode Man:
NO!

[Barcode Man shoots himself]

Xavier:
[Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along! Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door.