Xena: Warrior Princess1995

Ramius:
This isn't just any scroll... [pause] No, my friends, I have in my hand, the last known scroll transcribed by the Bard of Poteidaia herself! [Joxer suddenly turns around to Ramius; viewers see that he's now an old man] It describes, in breathtaking detail, the final adventure of Xena, the legendary Warrior Princess, who dared to defy the Gods!

Joxer:
[Joxer takes the scroll and observes it] Let's see! [he keeps reading] This is Gabrielle's handwriting. This is real!

Ramius:
Ah, sure it is!

Joxer:
"Bard of Poteidaia." You know, I - I knew her. You know, she was a friend of mine. [pause] Xena was my friend too.

Inebriated Patron:
[laughs] Xena was my housemaid!

Ramius:
Well friend, we'd best cut you off. What say I start the bidding at...

Inebriated Patron:
Ten dinars!

Patron #2:
Twenty dinars!

Joxer:
Cover your tab!

Inebriated Patron:
You should talk, Joxer, ya deadbeat! Thirty!

Patron #2:
Thirty-five dinar!

Joxer:
[Joxer tosses a bag full of change on a table] Sixty-five dinars! [pause] SOLD! [Joxer takes the scroll and leaves the tavern]

Ramius:
[shocked] Sixty-five dinars?