You Can't Do That on Television1979
El Capitano:
Look, we're going to get this execution over without any more interruptions, without you trying to talk your way out of it, and without you wandering off somewhere.
Kevin Kubusheskie:
Okay, so what's it worth?
El Capitano:
What's it worth?
Kevin Kubusheskie:
How much are you gonna pay me not to interrupt the execution?
El Capitano:
Oh. Well, listen, if I pay you, you are going to stay right here, and you are going to get shot, and we get this over with, right?
Kevin Kubusheskie:
You got it.
El Capitano:
Okay, I tell you what: I give you, um, let me see... ten dollars. How's that, okay?
Kevin Kubusheskie:
Thanks.
El Capitano:
Ten dollars - but you're gonna STAY here, and you are going to be shot, right?
Kevin Kubusheskie:
Right. Gimme five.
[They slap hands in agreement]
El Capitano:
Got it. Heh-heh. Okay, we're ready. Ready? Aim!
Kevin Kubusheskie:
Hey, I can't take it with me, can I?
El Capitano:
Can't take it with you?
Kevin Kubusheskie:
Yeah, the money. Where I'm going, I can't take it with me, right?
El Capitano:
Hmm, I suppose not.
Kevin Kubusheskie:
Well, I should be allowed to spend it. It's only fair, isn't it?
El Capitano:
Mmm, I suppose so.
Kevin Kubusheskie:
Well, I'm gonna go play pinball. See ya.
[Kevin exits]
El Capitano:
Okay.
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