21 Jump Street2012

Tom Hanson:
[pointing gun at Schmidt and Jenko] Goddamn it! Tom Hanson, DEA! [pointing gun at Domingo] On your knees! Now!

Officer Doug Penhall:
F***! Doug Penhall, DEA! You're under arrest!

Domingo:
What the...

Officer Doug Penhall:
Put your guns on the ground!

Schmidt:
Yes! Yes!

Tom Hanson:
Shut the f*** up! You dweebs just ruined a five year investigation!

Schmidt:
We had no idea, you're like, an amazing actor, man.

Domingo:
You played saxophone at my sister's wedding, man!

Tom Hanson:
Tough titty, I f***ed her too!

Domingo:
What?

Tom Hanson:
You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your f***ing head? For, like, months on end!

Schmidt:
There are worse things in the world.

Tom Hanson:
We had to get f***ing tattoos on our d*cks, man!

Officer Doug Penhall:
Actually, I just said that to mess with you.

Tom Hanson:
What?

Officer Doug Penhall:
It looks tough.

Jenko:
Hey, man, look we know what its like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street division.

Tom Hanson:
You're with the Jump Street? That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street.

Jenko:
What? That's crazy, man!

Tom Hanson:
Yeah!