24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody2014

[after firing three rounds through the cockpit door, Jack bursts into the cockpit] Who the hell are you?

Jack Bauer:
Name's Jack Bauer. I'm a federal agent with the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles.

Well, you just shot the captain, you idiot!

Jack Bauer:
That's not important. I need you to land this plane, now!

We're on approach to LAX.

Jack Bauer:
We'll never make it to LAX.

It's only four miles away.

Jack Bauer:
Listen to me. We're running out of *time*. I need you to set this son of a b*tch down on the four-oh-five, now!

In the middle of rush hour?

Jack Bauer:
Listen, you set this goddamn plane down now, or I will!

Go to Hell!

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