24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

     

24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody2014

Director: Ali zafar igo
Genre: Comedy
How was the first one to talk to you later on in the world ends up being the more »


Ron Jeremy:
What's goin' on? Who are you people? Can I call my lawyer?

Jack Bauer:
You'd do better callin' a priest.

Ron Jeremy:
I'm Jewish, jackass.

Jack Bauer:
Then a bishop. Whatever. Point is, you're gonna tell me [slams fist on table] *everything* that I want to know about Nina Myers, or I'm gonna hurt ya. And nobody is going to be able to stop me.

Ron Jeremy:
Okay, Nina Myers. Is she an actress? Does she have an agent? Manager? Does she do anal?

Jack Bauer:
You're gonna tell me everything that I want to know or my voice is going to become *very* unpleasant.

Ron Jeremy:
Your voice already is very unpleasant. Look, you know who the f*** I know. I hang out at the Rainbow Bar and Grill, I know rock stars, I f***ed four thousand women, my name is on bottles of rum and I can suck my own dick!

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