Accepted

     

Accepted2006

Stars: Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Adam Herschman, Columbus Short
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 93 minutes

Accepted is a 2006 American comedy film directed by Steve Pink and written by Adam Cooper, Bill Collage and Mark Perez. The plot follows a group of high school graduates who create their own fake college after being rejected from the colleges to whi… more »


Uncle Ben:
[the panel has demanded to know if there is any real faculty at South Harmon] Present and accounted for!

Dean Van Horne:
Oh, for God's sakes! Dr. Alexander, this man has not been a part of academia for three decades! We were on the faculty together at Harmon in our 20s, but he washed out. He's a drunk, he's a degenerate and he's looney tunes!

Sherman Schrader:
HEY, A**HOLE! You're talking about my Mom's brother!

Dean Van Horne:
OH, SIT DOWN!

Sherman Schrader:
[meekly] Okay.

Uncle Ben:
HEY! Why don't you take your *P-h-D*, and shove it up your *A-S-S*! [all the students cheer]

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